Yet another average middle-aged white male. I guess that would be YAAMAWM. Or YAMAWAM (Yet Another Middle-Aged White Average Male). Yeah, that sounds better.

Happily married with wonderful children.

Computer geek. Or nerd. Is there a difference?

Full of useful and useless trivia. Good luck separating one from the other, because I sure can't. It's all stuck in the same space.

Throughout my elementary education and up to high school, I was known as Al Schreiner.